I can not take credit for this list as I did not come up with it on my own.  I did see it online and thought it was very funny and wanted to share it with all of you.  Add others that you think should or could have made the list.

1. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
2. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
3. See if they could finally do the splits.
4. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
5. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
6. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes … BEFORE closing time.
7. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
8. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
10. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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