1. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
2. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
3. See if they could finally do the splits.
4. See if it’s truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
5. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
6. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes … BEFORE closing time.
7. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
8. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
10. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Add your comments if you have one that you would like to add to the list.

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What You Will Need

1. 2 Dice (6 sided)
2. Paper
3. Pencil/Pen
4. Imagination
5. You and your partner

How To Set It Up

Before you can start to play this game, you and your partner will want to come up with 3 sexual activities and 3 locations for the dice.  This way you both can share what excites you sexually and you may even learn something new about your partner.  So for the first die come up with 6 sexual activities that can be performed on your partner and write them down on the piece of paper along with a number 1-6.  They can be as light as you want or as hardcore as you both will go.  This example we will mix it up a little bit just to start.

1. Back massage
2. Kiss passionately for 30 seconds
3. Handjob/Fingering
4. Oral Sex
5. Doggy Style (vaginal)
6. Reverse Cowgirl (Anal)

Now on the second dice you need to come up with 6 locations that the activities will be performed at.

1. Bedroom
2. Couch
3. Chair
4. Outside Patio
5. Pool/Jacuzzi
6. Car

With the sexual activities and now the locations written down on your paper, choose will will go first.  When they role the first die, that will be the sexual act they perform on you.  When they role the second die, that will be the location where the activity will need to be performed.  So if you are nice and let the female role first and she roles a 6 then a 2, looks like she will be riding you reverse cowgirl on the couch anally.

Change It Up To Suit You

The above are just examples and you do not have to use them, by all means come up with your own activities and locations.  This game is meant to not only be fun, but add a little excitement to a possible dull sex life and maybe even learn some new things about yourself and your partner.  Be willing to try new things and never laugh at what your partner suggests.

Agree and Share

Make sure that both you and your partner agree on each of the activities and locations before playing and never get mad if one disagrees or refuses to do something.  The game is for fun, not to start an argument over something one of you are not willing to do.

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Why No Foreplay?

Not everyone craves foreplay all of the time, especially oral sex.  Yes it is a great benefit for both you and your partner, but sometimes men and women just want to have hard, rough sex.  The pleasure of just going at it with lots of passion for one another has great sexual stimulation and can lead to something new…spontaneous sex!  Throw him or her against the wall (not hard) or lift them on the table, push them down on the couch or bed.  All of the actions can be a turn on for most men and women as it can fulfill a fantasy of nearly being raped by you.

After A Nice Night Out

Either going out for dinner and drinks,  a nice movie with some form of sexual content, at the club dancing or even a party at some point in time she will have sex on her mind.  Having a fun night out together loosens the both of you up sexually and neither one of you can wait until you get back home.  As soon as you get in the door, rip the cloths off and start having sex without even thinking about foreplay or making it to the bedroom.

You Have Been Away

Just returning from a business trip, family visit or vacation that has the two of you split up for a period of time makes from some great arriving home sex.  The time apart from each other has made the both of you realize how much you love each other and how you cannot wait to see one another  again and just fuck like crazy.  If one of you are picking the other up from the airport you may not even make it home.  The bathroom or in the parking garage will be just fine for the two of you.  Which brings us to…

In A Public Place

Drinking and dancing at a club together can enhance your sexual desires for one another.  Especially if you are dancing together with people you know or let her try her wild side and dance with strangers.  That dark corner of the room, sitting on your lap or sneaking into a bathroom stall to have sex right on the spot will require no foreplay on either parts.  You are horny and have a want that needs to be fulfilled so you toss the rules and chance of being caught to the side and go for it.  This could also fall into taking part in your women’s sex fantasy of doing it in a public place.

Not A Lot Of Time

With time not on your side and the both of you in the sexual mood, foreplay is out of the question as the both of you want to have a quickie to please one another.  In the morning before work, when the kids are outside playing, home on a lunch break, picking them up from the airport are all situations where time is not on your side.  Having a quickie adds excitement to your sex life and should never be avoided, at the same time it should not always be used either.

Conclusion

I am by no means saying that you do not need to please each other with foreplay.  Every man and women loves kissing, nibbling, playing with your hands, tongue, oral etc.  However, their does come a time when a women just wants to have a good hard fuck and nothing more.  Try it sometime, you may be surprised as to the outcome you get.

Threesome

As with most people, having a threesome is high on the fantasy list.  If you and your partner are looking to have a threesome and have agreed to try it out think about a few things first.  Will it be with a male or a female?  If it is a male, how will your husband/boyfriend feel about another man truly touching you sexually?  If it is another female will you allow him to touch that female sexually?  Will the third person be with someone you know and see often?  Some people may not fully think of the outcome and disaster a threesome can cause in a relationship, especially if you bring a friend into the mix.  Possible outcomes can be the loss of the friendship, you or your partner going 1 on 1 with your friend behind their backs and then a separation/divorce can be the final nail in the coffin.

Sex With A Stranger

This fantasy involves having sex with a complete stranger that you have never met before and probably will never see again.  If your husband/boyfriend is OK with this verbally, their could be a good chance he may regret the choice afterwords.  Will he be present to watch?  If so he could be a stop to it before anything real serious happens as he will be jealous and realize he made the wrong choice.  If he will not be present and you tell him details of the encounter after their is a chance he will regret what he allowed you to do.  This could bring on arguments, him thinking you are now a “slut” or even a breakup.  If you are allowing your man the same fantasy to come true, the same rules apply to you as well.  Saying having sex with a stranger could be fun and actually living out the fantasy are two different things.  Not only think about, but also talk about the possible outcomes with your partner before making this fantasy a reality.  If you are single, well this does not apply to you.

Swapping / Swinging

Here you will be swapping sex partners with another couple and either be in the same room together or take your new partner to another location to be alone.  The same things apply as with a threesome as it does with swapping/swinging.  Can you or your partner truly watch you be sexual with someone else and not have a problem with it?  What if you or your partner choose to meet with that couple alone and without you?  Will you just go to a club in an attempt to find the right couple or interview couples you find online?

Conclusion

The advice here should be taken seriously as it deals with your relationship and keeping it in tact at the end of the day.  Make sure both you and your partner agree fully on everything that can happen both during the fantasy and after the fantasy has been fulfilled.  If either of you are truly uncomfortable with watching someone else touch your partner then leave the fantasy as a fantasy and nothing else.  If your partner does not wish to engage in making a fantasy a reality, respect their decision and do not keep trying to push the issue.  Pushing the issue may sound like a good way to ease them into it, however it can backfire on you as well.  Your partner will take part in the fantasy, then blame you for any trouble during or afterwords since you kept nagging them into doing it.  You will hear “well you kept pushing me to do it” or “It is your fault, you are the one that wanted to do this not me”.  So at the end of the day, it is sometimes better to let a sexual fantasy remain just a fantasy between you and your partner.